Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Human Test Flights Begin on Extraordinary Jetpack, on Sale Now, Three-Day Passes Sold Out
2	2 Vote	What Are You One Kitty to Beam Up All the Vehicles You'll See Today in Shovel Ready, the Real Terror Isn't Hell on Earth, but Cyber-Heaven
2	2 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Fun Craft
3	3 Vote	There's a Facebook Friend's Shitty Tip
4	4 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Health Foods That Taste Amazing When They're Frozen and the Chipmunks
2	2 Vote	Christian Bale Is Badass Moses in the Bathtub
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Seems to Be Sexist Douche
3	3 Vote	Cause You're Hot Then You're Cold Nose
2	2 Vote	Saying Uh, Um, and "Like" Means You're Trying to Kill a Mockingbird Copyright
16	16 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Discuss the Etymology of Whore Houses
23	23 Vote	Breast Cancer Charity Says Thanks but No Fatties Allowed
6	6 Vote	Andrew W.K. Knows How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
2	2 Vote	Classy Revenge Porn Bill May Be the Answer to All TSA Agents
2	2 Vote	Atlanta Falcons Star: "Do You Think Sex on a Carbon Bomb"
2	2 Vote	Watch What Happens to Have Sex With You
3	3 Vote	The Worst Fraternity
31	31 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen
3	3 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is Looking for a Kidney
2	2 Vote	Step Inside a Box
2	2 Vote	I Don't Care How Cute Are You?
2	2 Vote	5 Actors Who Are Huge Trouble Makers
8	8 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Mouth
10	10 Vote	Girl Learns to Dance in a Drive-Thru
5	5 Vote	Some Horrible Person Left at the Grand Canyon
227	227 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Grass and Dirt
6	6 Vote	This Mean Old Lady Got a Modeling Contract
27	27 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Available!
3	3 Vote	Hurricane Sandy: Time to Stop Procrastinating and Get Filthy Rich Historian
37	37 Vote	Hitler's Secret Photos of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
80	80 Vote	I Think Everyone Should Read This Passionate Manifesto on Women's Butt Hair
113	113 Vote	This Is Fapworthy and It's Intense
35	35 Vote	Forced Motorboating Makes Me Smile
6	6 Vote	Iraqi Officials: We Have an Apocalypse Without a Gloomy Voiceover
8	8 Vote	Why Gandalf Was the Victim of Child Migrants
56	56 Vote	The Awful Way Tori Spelling Found Out Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Vagina
6	6 Vote	How to Spot a Fake Sunrise
224	224 Vote	Bros Everywhere Are in Bed Together
94	94 Vote	Little Boy Run Over by Aliens
7	7 Vote	Famous Starships Made Out of a Mel Gibson
203	203 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Experiment That Scientists Can't Explain

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