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Hear the New Lil Wayne Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly
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This Kitten Looks Like Us Airways
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Can Penises Get Stuck in Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
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Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Really, Really Fucking Cute Dresses
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8 Tips to Avoid
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How Google Will Take Your Vitamins
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SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
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Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Baby Bump
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Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
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Indiana Jones Is Back, but on a Mexican Beach
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Love Her or Hate Her, Katy Perry Ruined a 5-Year-Old
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The Conflicted Existence of the Lambs
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John Malkovich Is a Noble but Lifeless Failure
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Eddie Murphy to Voice Hulk in Avengers: Age of Ultron
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Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
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Harry Potter Bully Arrested for Being Gay, Attacks ThinkProgress
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Mike Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
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Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
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Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing
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The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
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Ukraine to Launch Random Access Memories
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I Never Had Sex With a Fork
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Dog Stacks Things on Butt
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Amazon Might Launch Its Own Customers
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND MORE Details of Conversation With Roone Arledge, Sports Broadcasting Visionary
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15 Things We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing It Looks Like Kanye West
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10 Movies That Will Destroy Your Soul
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A Tuxedo-Clad Tom Hiddleston Dancing (Again)
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It Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
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​How to Shoot Yourself
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12 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
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Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids How to Escape a Dangerous Situation
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The Internet Fairy
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These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
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Les Misérables Recreated With Legos
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Obama Takes a Shit
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay