Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

280	280 Vote	Adulting: It's Not Working
132	132 Vote	Puppy Born With 6 Guns, Body Armor Arrested in Assault Stemming From Altercation Between Dogs 3	3
181	181 Vote	Amazon's Alexa Will Now Let You Assassinate the Competition
139	139 Vote	Google's New Two-Factor Authentication Prompt Now Has Mosquitoes and Bees
462	462 Vote	8 Ways You (Yes, You!) Can Sleep Like a Ticking Time Bomb of Rage
117	117 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Vast Unidentified Structures Deep Inside the Parking Garage
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Sit in an Alternate Universe
5	5 Vote	Experts Explain Why Women's Breasts Are Called "Boobs"
192	192 Vote	Only 2000s Girls Can Remember How to Buy Orange Juice and Bagels
39	39 Vote	"Euphoria" Emmy Winner Zendaya Is Grateful That She Was Found Dead
267	267 Vote	Nearly 8 Million People Have Thoughts
61	61 Vote	20 Hilariously Naughty Pets Who Were the Green Goblin's Ass
118	118 Vote	Voters Say "Yuck"
94	94 Vote	Cats Get a Sneak Peak of "The Elder Scrolls"
92	92 Vote	Swan Out as Trans
146	146 Vote	I'm Not in Another Castle
68	68 Vote	Was Jesus Really Born in China
244	244 Vote	I, I, I Don't Exist
133	133 Vote	Joe Biden to Unveil "Creepy" Hidden Room
5	5 Vote	Woman "Accidentally" Announces Engagement to Hunky Swiss Businessman Boyfriend and Sons
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is Re-Elected
93	93 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Doesn't Like to Roll in Piles of Poo
2	2 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Has "lost the Plot"
31	31 Vote	Fans Speculate Whether Jessa Duggar, 28, Is Pregnant With Her Late Grandfather
75	75 Vote	White Castle Frozen Burgers, Cheeseburgers Recalled Over High Levels of Radiation
72	72 Vote	Gobsmacked Waitress, 21, Left "shaking" After Kind-Hearted Stranger Leaves Her a C**t 1	1
2	2 Vote	Young People Have Thoughts
34	34 Vote	Howard Stern Has Been Reading My Diary
140	140 Vote	"Judge Judy" Is Guilty of Treason
121	121 Vote	Teen Forced Dentist to Remove Adobe Flash From Windows 10 in 5 Minutes
308	308 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart Is Here to Kick Your Ass
109	109 Vote	Get Free "Witcher" Gear in Cyberpunk 2077 From Triggering Real-Life Seizures
201	201 Vote	He's a Monster, and Also Dreamy
633	633 Vote	No, Lesbians Are Not Only Effective, but Incredibly Pretty
116	116 Vote	Mayor De Blasio and Staff to Shove Sharpies Up Their Butts
601	601 Vote	Heroes of 2020: My Cat—the Smartest, Best Cat. He Is Transgender
61	61 Vote	Boy, 4, Dies After Being "offended" by Confederate Flag Rug
46	46 Vote	These Diamonds Are Made of Butter
173	173 Vote	Woman Born With No Cockpit Canopy and Damaged Landing Gear
6	6 Vote	This Island Paradise Is Covered in Poop

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