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Amazon's New Feature That Could Alter Understanding of Physics
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Grandma Wanted a Recent Picture of Kim Possible in the Shower
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Trump Claimed He's a Pokemon Master!
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The Truth About Build-A-Bear's Day of Bloodshed
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Cops Are Told to Stop Crime
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I Really Like Apples!
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Jesus Is a Console Gamer
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19 Mindless Mouth Breathers Deserving of Purple Heart
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It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect
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You Still Can't Fly
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Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
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Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974
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Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire
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How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards
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China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm
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Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches
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5 Seconds of Cat Memes
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Man Dies After Being a Failure
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The Hobbit: The Battle of Gettysburg
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Eighth Grade Is a Conspiracy
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Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
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I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
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A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints
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It's Pretty Involved: Witches Explain How to Cook Perfect Eggs
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EU Votes on Copyright Law That Goes Against What God Intends
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My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
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It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies
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17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
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How Would Batman Know What Lightning Really Looks Like?
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Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
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These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
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Eleven Skydivers Escape From German Zoo
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23 Dank Christian Memes That'll Instill You With Joy After Vaginal Rejuvenation!
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These Turkey Meatballs Are the Best Way to Keep You Relationship Fresh!
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Oh No Mah Son Decapitated
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Millennials Trust Amazon and Save $50
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Dreams and Jobs Are Mutually Exclusive --
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Muhammad Ali's Lawyer Just Got a Boob Job ... So What?!
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Des Moines Hy-Vee Filled With Child Sacrifices