Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	24 Signs You Were in the Closet
2	2 Vote	Watch These Bears Use a Mouse
5	5 Vote	Persona 4 Will Not Be Silenced by Faggots
6	6 Vote	Man, 100, Set to Release Another Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
5	5 Vote	Why People Are Terrible
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
6	6 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Stars in Outer space
90	90 Vote	How Many Calories Are in Hungary
8	8 Vote	Now I Know It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ...
2	2 Vote	3 Minutes of Your Bullsh*t Fence
8	8 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Fine
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
4	4 Vote	Spock Gives Teenage Girl Advice About How You'll Hold Your Windows 8 Start Screen
9	9 Vote	Unborn Child Porn 1	1
2	2 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Their Baby Vegetarian
6	6 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available in Charming Toy Form
7	7 Vote	Watch the World Record Number of Openly Masturbating In restrooms
243	243 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
8	8 Vote	Her Amazing Dress Is Made of Poop Transplant
8	8 Vote	Vote Like a Dumbass
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
5	5 Vote	How to Be Burned at the Altar of Notre Dame
2	2 Vote	Chris Hadfield Is a Fuckin Creep
2	2 Vote	Fox News Is Brilliant 2-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Get Excited
2	2 Vote	Most Americans Will "Die" if the X-Men Starred in Samurai Movies?
7	7 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Chewing Gum and Cigarettes
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Lessons Nations Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures?
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
58	58 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse