Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
54	54 Vote	A Glimpse Inside the Scientology Mothership
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
208	208 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
74	74 Vote	Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
250	250 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
30	30 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
68	68 Vote	This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds