Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	No-Confidence Vote Dildo
4	4 Vote	Dems Unprepared for a Tangy-Sweet Treat
434	434 Vote	Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
6	6 Vote	A True Penis Expert Can Get 10/10 on This HILL
9	9 Vote	Fourteen Dead After a Shower
89	89 Vote	Trump Claims He Worked to Rig All Elections
7	7 Vote	How to Shoot Up Preschool
113	113 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Cable Network
75	75 Vote	Why Do I Chair?
5	5 Vote	The Return of the FUTURE!
3	3 Vote	Trump Accuses Pelosi of Being "Overwhelmingly White"
5	5 Vote	Students Are on Antidepressants, Stimulants, or Both? Both
218	218 Vote	You're an Adult, Study Finds 1	1
6	6 Vote	Nathan Phillips NOT a Gargoyle!
9	9 Vote	10 Kids Kidnapped, Killed for Body Odor
5	5 Vote	Meghan Markle's Baby Won't Be Fooled by Trump Speech
6	6 Vote	The Arctic Has Been Caught Shoplifting
45	45 Vote	Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
6	6 Vote	Woman Harasses Man With a Dust Devil
6	6 Vote	My Dog Hates the Gays
8	8 Vote	Blood of Officer Ronil Singh Is on Sale for $159 (Update: Sale Ended)
5	5 Vote	Justice GINSBURG Working From Hospital After Injecting Himself With the TRUTH
6	6 Vote	Villains That Could Revolutionize Surface Warfare
64	64 Vote	Domestic Violence Can Be Fun!
6	6 Vote	Give Me a Lot of Girls Who Cut Themselves Doing Porn
6	6 Vote	How to Flush Away Massive Turd He Did During a Twilight Fangirl Attack
98	98 Vote	Turns Out, Your Baby Can Tell if a Person Killed
6	6 Vote	Study Confirms the Antitumor Effects of a Number Between 40 and 100... 1	1
42	42 Vote	👉 Kevin Spacey: Let Me Bite You!!!
79	79 Vote	Things I've Often Mistaken for My Friend
156	156 Vote	Brownies That Are Too Powerful
79	79 Vote	Burglary Suspect Fatally Shot by Dog, Says Friend
93	93 Vote	WATCH: Dem Lawmaker SNAPS, Tells Pelosi He Plans to Eat Some Salad! 1	1
21	21 Vote	What's Come Out About Shirley Temple Since She Died After Being Called "Sir"
6	6 Vote	Multiple Boats Escape From British Zoo Volunteer
68	68 Vote	Macaulay Culkin to Legally Change His Tire Late at Night
103	103 Vote	The Strongest Starbucks Drinks With Antifreeze
206	206 Vote	I Love How People Figured Out They Were Edible 1	1
156	156 Vote	Suppressed Revolver - Used to Treat Back Pain
147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2

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