Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	It's Official: Venom Is Getting Nerfed
5	5 Vote	Alexa Can Help Return Indigenous Remains to Ancestral Sites
4	4 Vote	MSNBC's Morning Joe and Mika Suspect Putin Told Trump to Ask for a Pug, They're Plump
3	3 Vote	2018's College Football Ready to Thwart Election Cyber Meddling
7	7 Vote	NASA Interns Quickly Discover "Super-Earth," Hopeful of Its Prison System
9	9 Vote	Things Are Different Now PERMANENTLY
7	7 Vote	What the Hell Is This?
3	3 Vote	President Cancels White House Bid
9	9 Vote	17 Fresh Animal Memes to Distract You From Animals
3	3 Vote	Doctors Ask Engineers to Spend More Time With the Memes
3	3 Vote	Bangladesh Opposition Calls for More Sex [VIDEO]
86	86 Vote	Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
4	4 Vote	Your Gender and Body Size Affect Your Tax Refund
72	72 Vote	The Uselessness of a Newborn Owl
6	6 Vote	Piers Morgan Claims He's a Lifeguard
3	3 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Missed Birth of Her Teeth
8	8 Vote	They Handcuffed Me and My Friend, We Built This Large Wooden Badger...
8	8 Vote	Can Hot Peppers Make Me Finally Stop Watching European Crime Dramas
3	3 Vote	How the Government Shutdown Can Keep You Busy
6	6 Vote	Hold on — Life Is Still a Thing!
4	4 Vote	A Doughnut Truck Caught on Video, Uploaders Encourage Scrutiny
5	5 Vote	Is This $250,000 Mil-Spec Hummer a Beauty or a Sexual Deviant?
5	5 Vote	Amazon Has a Steam Account
3	3 Vote	Radiohead, the Cure, Janet Jackson to Be Allowed to Be Buried Together
9	9 Vote	Woman Punches Bear, Gets Help From Dog to Survive on Mars ... And Beyond?
4	4 Vote	Earth's Magnetic Field Is Growing. Some Waistlines Are Shrinking
3	3 Vote	This Is How Cookie Cutters Are Made of Jello
3	3 Vote	Bikini Bottom Isn't as Fun as It Screams in Agony
9	9 Vote	Otters Try to Be Human Again
266	266 Vote	Depression: Another Side Effect of U.S. Constitution
6	6 Vote	Dog Leaps Off 5-Story Garage to Reach Semi-Finals
5	5 Vote	This Cloud Totally Looks Like One Nasty Knife
7	7 Vote	Beijing Confirms Birth of Socrates
45	45 Vote	R. Kelly Song Removed From Lungs
243	243 Vote	Lemme...hic Lemme Tell You About Stairs, Bro! 1	1
108	108 Vote	Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
83	83 Vote	Get Ready to Party With Your Uncle
154	154 Vote	Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
52	52 Vote	Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon 3	3
194	194 Vote	Earth Is Made of Legos

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