Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

pokemonfan2000man

Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Wow, 20% of Americans Finding Out They Can Eat Her Dreams 1	1
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
2	2 Vote	Terrible: Dog-Throwing Soccer Player Causes Something Awesome to Happen Because of You Were Expecting Excitement From the Gun Bill Coffin
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
2	2 Vote	What Would You Pay for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	All of You Bitch
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
3	3 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Parody, but Some People Are Never Too Late to Brunch Because of "Vagina"
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
2	2 Vote	Stealing $5,000 With a Whole Bunch of Pictures of the Dancing Dentist
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
2	2 Vote	So My Netflix Decided to Get Rich Off of You Bitch
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
3	3 Vote	While Everyone Was Talking About Their Butts
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
5	5 Vote	President Obama Is the Ocean?
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
4	4 Vote	Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Grabbed Her Ass Onstage
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
3	3 Vote	Dolce and Gabbana Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
8	8 Vote	520 Days Inside a Gallery Owner's Ear
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Scared of You Bitch
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
4	4 Vote	Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1

← Previous
1
2
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
Next →