Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
556	556 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
9	9 Vote	NSA Can Access Nintendo's Miiverse
2	2 Vote	Make Mine a Double Fine
4	4 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Why the Mustache Was Added
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
3	3 Vote	Telling God, "Ciao, I'm Out of You Bitch"
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
3	3 Vote	We Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment for Chewing on Patio Furniture
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1

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