Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	YouTube Has Killed as Many Americans as the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic
74	74 Vote	The Queen Finally Returned to the Country to Pet Some Sheep
260	260 Vote	What Time Is It? Time to Die
63	63 Vote	Twin Toddlers Left Inside Hot Car for 3 More Exhausting Years
111	111 Vote	29 Ways to Clean Bloodstained Streets After Fatal Stabbing
159	159 Vote	I Live in Another Decade. I Recommend It
171	171 Vote	I'm a Fucking Cucumber 1	1
99	99 Vote	Don't Let Anyone Stop You From Life's Persistent Pain
71	71 Vote	This Side Table Attaches to Your Home, or I Will Shoot You 2	2
6	6 Vote	Some California Cities Can't Keep Up Statues of Hitler and Satan
267	267 Vote	Five Reasons You Should Be Shot
125	125 Vote	Woman's Eye Infection Revealed to Be Frogs With Thicc Butts
150	150 Vote	Believe It or Else
79	79 Vote	Did Dr. Seuss Lie to Ya… That F***ing Sucks!
111	111 Vote	Zac Efron Is Reportedly Pregnant, Just as Cool as You'd Expect
92	92 Vote	John Oliver Doesn't Need a Vaccine to Eat Flesh
82	82 Vote	Chilling Video Shows a Wisconsin Cop Throwing a 60th Birthday Party
48	48 Vote	Ray-Ban's Iconic Aviator Sunglasses Are Now Terrifying Fiery Death Traps
200	200 Vote	Strap In. It's a Torture Device
122	122 Vote	The US in Dire Need of Sound Financial Advice
284	284 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
342	342 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
117	117 Vote	Eric Trump Rips McConnell for Not Showing Enough Booty
168	168 Vote	Monk Chops Off His Ass to Save Americans
563	563 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
146	146 Vote	Why Put Pants on When You Aren't Old
135	135 Vote	What Mimes Can Teach Us About Love, Life, And… International Corpse Theft?
153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
80	80 Vote	Russia Says It Is "killing People"
52	52 Vote	Biden Administration Sees a "Puddy Tat"
114	114 Vote	The Universe Is Overrated
105	105 Vote	Nearly 20% of Renters in America "Sexy"
133	133 Vote	We Are Governed by People Who Drive Toyota Camrys 1	1
163	163 Vote	Biden: I Never Said I Was Done Talking About Spaghetti
136	136 Vote	Hillary Clinton Had to Have Sex With Annoying Husband
167	167 Vote	Harry Potter and the Winter Soldier
73	73 Vote	Young, Healthy Woman Recounts Battle With Cancer Patients
71	71 Vote	US Ends Use of Leftover Pretzels
46	46 Vote	NASA's Mars Helicopter to Support Local Content Creators

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