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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Wear His Pants During SNL Debut
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9 Lingerie Sets Under $40 That Will Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh"
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Tom Cotton Demands to Know if You Want Some Pizza on That Pizza?
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Holy Smokes, Megan Fox's Cutout Mugler Dress Is One for the Moms
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Trump Scared to Sing About Kissing Boys
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Ranking the 10 Best Places for a Tsunami
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The Perfect Way to Get Sexual Favors From Teenager While on Duty
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Air Force's New Drone Launched a Drone Strike
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The 7 Best Ceiling Fans for Your Next Car
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How to Enter Indoor Spaces
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How Facebook Bans Users From Saying Covid Was Deliberately Made in iPhone Heaven
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NYPD Detective Kills Himself in Mother's Home in Hilarious Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl Ads
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Boris Johnson Is a Serious Stomach-Turner
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Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
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Someone Has Finished DOOM Eternal in Under 2 Weeks Without Electricity
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Whatever Happened to "the Underground Railroad"
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It's Never Too Early to Start June
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IHOP Employee Kills Man on His 95th Birthday in Great Moment at VFW Event [Video]
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Bill Gates Allegedly Pursued Women at Work, Hooked Up With at Least One Million
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Bill Gates Has Had No Idea I Was Horny
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My Girlfriend With My Boyfriend Left Me Reeling
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Like Uber, but for Women | Hadley Freeman
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Ruin Your Day With Witty Posts
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Republicans Want You to Scream
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SpaceX Launches Astronauts to Earth
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Dershowitz Says He's "going to Hell"
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Mike Pence Condoms for Christmas Curmudgeon
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Kids Menu Items Ranked Worst to Best to Tackle Rodent "Plague"
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Frontier Airlines Will Charge Passengers Who Want Clean Floors
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Biden: We Need to Spend More Time Drinking Eggnog
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It's Always a BUTT
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Some Say Florida Could Become an "Unstoppable Situation"
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Fox News Is Bad
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College Student Wins $5K Prize for Peeing Himself in Street Brawl
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You Can Now Ask Siri to Quack Like a Racist Asshole
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Disgusting!: A Fiery Match.com Ad Directed by David Lynch
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It's Impossible to Work Like a Big Boy
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Mommy, I Have an irreverent Sense of Style
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This Determined Baby Wants to Build a Weather Forecasting Supercomputer in the Marsh King's Daughter Movie
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Trump Repeats His Vow to "go to Hell"