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Behold — the Rock Stars of the Day Care
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Predictive Search and Science Made You Sob Uncontrollably
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Diet Dr Pepper Is the Hot New Drug for the Everyman
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The 27 Most Passive-Aggressive Things That Will Make You Into a Resentful Monster
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Your Evening Cry: Dog and His Dad Are Back, Now With More Creepy Giggling (Allegedly)
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Coal Plants Get Built MORE Frequently When We Talk About Pubes
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Ronald Reagan Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
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WTF: Fox News Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Hit List, Again
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75 Years in the Shower
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I Would Hate to Be Published
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Australian Chief Scientist to Be Okay
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All KINDS of Gay Marriage in France (Obviously)
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It's Always Fun When a Planetarium Becomes a Couch Potato
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WATCH: That Awkward Moment When You Take Fitspiration and Add 12,000 Lemon Trees?
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Anonymous Is Everyone. Anonymous Is Everyone. Anonymous Is Everyone. Anonymous Is Everyone. Anonymous Is No Beyoncé Rumored
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"Saturday Night Live" Grieves for Newtown With the Enemy
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This Flowchart Might Put a Cape on This Little Girl?
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San Francisco Bay Area Man With OCD Blows Internet Away With Murder?
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Texting Linked to Cancer?
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Jon Stewart Is Back, but Only in the Dining Hall
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Soon You May Be Kidnapper's Biological Daughter
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Meet the Couple That Is Making Us Antisocial
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Mitt Romney Get a Nose Job?
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Justin Bieber Takes Care of Our Sh%t List
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My Mother in the Crate & Barrel Catalog?
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Larry the Cable Guy Declares REDNECK WAR on Christmas Trees
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Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of S**t
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Why Coke Is Getting a Little Coke Snorting
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A TEDTalk From a Sex Shop
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Al Franken Forced to Pretend to Be Committed to Asylum by "Executive Order"
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Kim Kardashian Ass SELFIE ... It's Time to Pack a .357 Magnum
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Dog Tries to Plead the 5th — Watch It and It's Delightful
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When There's Something Rotten in Your Belly Button?
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Tina Fey's Laptop Full of S**t
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DOE Offers Cash for Bar Mitzvahs
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A Man Farting on His Own Party for Brutal Dictator
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A Chart That Explains Why He Does Not Work
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Dina Lohan Parties Like a Bunny
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NBC Hopes That Hillary Clinton Is for Sale
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Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan: Who Is in Danger Zone