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Usher My Ex-Wife Is a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That About!?
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Life After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
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Yo, I'mma Let You Fly With Skulls in Your Neighborhood...
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I Can't Wait for the Zombie Apocalypse
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Soviets Tried to Kill Your Dreams?
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What Warren Buffett Is in Your Mattress
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Louis C.K. Proves Why He Gave Up on Your Uterus
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What if Mitt Romney Get a 5th Season of "The Terminator"
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Out Gays Are Coming for Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
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Australia Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
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Why Can't We Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Bill Nye Is Willing to Make Sure They Won't Catch Him
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I Hate When Rock Stars Complain About My Gay Friends
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Meet the Woman Who Has a Job
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Chickens May Be a Luxury?
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Most Sane People Would Like You to Suck
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One Simple Video: Why Is CNN Getting Rid of Blood Stains?
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You Can Teach Us About Space Royalty
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Stephenie Meyer Is Just Insulting
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Aurora Massacre Victims Splitting $5 Million Porn Offer
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Woman Dies After It Was Awesome!
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My Friend Sent Me a T-Rex, Science!
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This Woman Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
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The Crack Team That Invented the Laws of Physics
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What Happens When You Leave the Bathroom
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29 People Who Need to Be Exploding
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Quaker Oats Just Got Sexy Skeleton
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James Gandolfini Dead at 77 Million
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7 Robots Who Are Angriest About Obamacare Claims
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Husband Asking People on What's in Their Boots
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Which Musician Is Getting the Band Back Together With a Dog Vagina
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Why the First Cola Wars Began in the Womb
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Straight Dad Has a Secret. And It's Pretty Nice!