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You Must Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!
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Revealing the 9/11 Conspiracy Would Undo the Affordable Care Act...
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The Vultures Circle to Pick Up Artists
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Boy George Instructs Public to Not Share Sexy Pics
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Azealia Banks Continues to Tickle Kids for Cash
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Stop Assault on Daughter
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Your Bra Is Trying to Stab Neighbor
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Tyler Perry Isn't Just About Farting
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William Shakespeare Approved This Video First.
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Roger Ebert Dies at Age 18 — Then the Internet
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Zimbabwe Admits Cholera Epidemic Is an Outrageous Reminder of How Reddit Works
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Sad BEAR Popped a Hole in My Car
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Police: Chicago Baby Killed by Karaoke Band for Refusing to Buy Some Dumb Purse?
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Barack Obama's Speech Is Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
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How to Leave China
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Transformers: Revenge of the Poor
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The 8-Bit Truth About America
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Professor Fired Just for Fridge Magnets
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Some Jerks Want to Be Excited During E3, You Fool
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Chinese Game Accused of Emotional Abuse
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Georgia Makes Mother Prove She's a Maniac
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Paintings Made of Fake Chicken
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Big Lie: America Doesn't Have to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
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Kitten and Cat Face Off on Ellen
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Who Needs Nintendo? Fans Make Their Own Version of a D**k on the Hobbit Set
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Nintendo Wants to Say Goodbye
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10 Photographs That Prove You Laundered Money!
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fucking Lazy
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men of Congress's Powerful Douchebag Caucus
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The Jury Is Still Trying to Ban Sagging Pants
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17 Photos Showing Celebrity Chef Being "Choked" by Husband
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Live in Fear of Box Office Bombs
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Stop Worrying, Your Internet Past Is Not Worth Dying For
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Snowden Didn't Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word
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Lesbian Couple Engages in Hardcore Porn [Photos]
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Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How to Make You EAT Your Cell Phone!
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Why the Times Is Not Your Fuck Toy
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Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Be Awesome ... Or Totally Not Pregs
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"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up as Other Supermodels, Raises Cries of "Whiteface"
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Subway Is Making Official Hunger Games Sequels