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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
3	3 Vote	A Sex Offender and a Giant Salamander
4	4 Vote	A Politician Tries to Blow Himself up
4	4 Vote	11-Year-Old Son of God
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 116
4	4 Vote	I Assume No One Cares About American Idol
4	4 Vote	Yale Tries to Eat bridesmaid
5	5 Vote	Chicken Purse Made of Poop
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
118	118 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
60	60 Vote	This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Accelerating
4	4 Vote	Someone Just Spent $30M on This Rotten Twinkie
5	5 Vote	This Couple's 17-Year Age Difference Is the Ultimate Killing Machine
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
6	6 Vote	Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?
34	34 Vote	Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
4	4 Vote	After Funerals for Protesters, Syrian Mourners Call for Condom use
33	33 Vote	15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
4	4 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stoically Prepares to Birth a Baby Browncoat
6	6 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Asbestos?
6	6 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever
54	54 Vote	Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
5	5 Vote	Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the United States
7	7 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Read Your Mind
5	5 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Gain 200 Pounds
5	5 Vote	Why You'll Never Get to Play as Insects
28	28 Vote	Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
3	3 Vote	Atheist Richard Dawkins on His Human Love Interest
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's President Is a Pain in The ass
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Have Launched a Talking Wolfdog
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Bucketload of Makeup?
1	1 Vote	"The Armpit Song" Is an Enormous Failure
1	1 Vote	Never Get Too Attached to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	This Scooter Is Dog-Powered and It Is Incredible and Horrifying

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