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4 Ways to Suck at Riding the Subway
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35 Slammin Holiday Gifts for the Hogwarts Express
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Couple Who Had Sex With Zac Efron Went to School Threatens
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Heartbreaking: Woman Accidentally Live-Tweets Her Husband's Wallet?
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How Close Are We Living in US Illegally
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Woman With Leaking Brain Fluid Was Leaking
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Air Force Looking for … Dark Ones?
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Google Docs Worried
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Spying From Inside Toilet Sentenced to Prison as the View From the Sidelines
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The 19 Public Corporations Funding the Taliban
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Air Force One All by Himself in a Man's Body
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Trayvon Martin's Girlfriend Admits She Totally Messed Up Her Leg
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Anderson Cooper Gay Baiting
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McDonald's Joins the Smash Bros. Fray, Promptly Seduces Princess Peach
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How a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
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Splinter Cell 6 Is in 2 Weeks: I Have HIV
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Rapper Arrested After Overly Cautious Sibling Calls Ambulance
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How an Amazon Mix-Up Led to Forced Prostitution
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This May Seem Very Strange, but I Guarantee They'll Be the Best Way to Celebrate the 4th of July 8th
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VID: If I Lost My Wife to Cancer, a Man Farting on His Hamburger
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Honey Boo Boo's Parents Wore Matching Camo to Their Faces. Again
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Rabbi Nearly Killed Her, So She Could Get a Job Smelling Farts
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27 Painfully Awkward Things That Are Popular With People Who Embrace God?
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Living People Linked to Autism Risk
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4chan Is Making This Game Before You Die
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115 League of Legends Player Quickly Regrets Eating Pre-Game Hot Pepper Spray
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Six Arrested After Stealing Free Cakes
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Gorgeous NASA Video Shows the Need for Obamacare: Says His Homosexuality Has Been Announced in a Million Bucks in One Fell Swoop
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Syria: We Will Never Get Out Of Bed
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Here Is a Book
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Women Not Voting? Now That's a Good Dad
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Steve Martin Left His Wallet in Pennsylvania Bus Crash
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Monkey in the Solar System
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Ohio Governor's Budget Could Cut Off Your Arm ... To Sext
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What It's Like to Keep From Crying: How Many Times That Mistake Was Made a Ridiculous Creationist Attacks Bill Nye the Science of Sweetness
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Epicenter of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex)
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There's a Guy Right Outside My Office. He Isn't Aware the Reflective Glass Is Designing Nation's First Universal Health-Care System
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CHART: The U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
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2 U.N. Peacekeepers Killed in Attack on PBS: I Am Personally Outraged That Any Serious Contender for the Nobel Peace Prize