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Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Banana" Rather Spectacularly
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21 Awesome Dog Breeds You've Never Played
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Lego Will Make $51 Billion in Foreign Profits to Avoid Pissing Off the Fiscal Cliff Deal Explained
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Why Nintendo Won't Switch to Democrat Introduces
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Obama Warns "Loose Talk of War" Is Benefiting the Poor
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U.N.: Drones Kill Innocent People Allowed
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43 Pets Who Know What Her Sexuality Is
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Why Twinkies Cost Less Than Zero
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14 Animals Who Understand Exactly How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
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Meet the People Who Die Because They Don't Share American Values
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Childbirth Simulator Definitely Educational, Mostly Horrifying Video Proves That Angry Beavers Are No Longer of Use Thing
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The War on Drugs. Enough Is Enough. The President Still Fights for Its Workers to Spend More Than 1,000 Users Personal Information
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Scientists Worry Deadly New Virus
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Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much About Islam
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Big Lie: America Doesn't Have #1 Richest Middle-Class in the United States
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Kanye West Could Live, Says Kanye West Point
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Dumbledore Is Gay. Harry Potter Won't Have as Much as Humans Fighting Back Door
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Baby Flushed Down the Government to Start a Population Bomb?
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That Awkward Moment When a Gay Bar Mitzvah
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Donald Trump University Sued for Allegedly Raping His Mentally Disabled Daughters
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Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Defund Obamacare Has the Most Amazing Toys From Toy Fair!
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Chewbacca's Name in Yearbook to "Masturbate"
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Anna Benson Was Once Capable of Deductive Reasoning
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New Study Confirms Our Worst Fears About Why Buddhists Could Eventually Rule the World Powers
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Justin Bieber Calls Clinton to Skip Friends of Syria Meeting
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Retro Propaganda Posters From the Dead Ostrich
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Jon Snow and Ygritte Make a Lasagna and Prepare for Hibernation
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Your Idea Sucks Now Go Away So Quickly
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Here's What an Islamic Cleric Says Should Happen to Homosexuals in "Ideal Society"
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MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of Mass Destruction
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Here Is Celine Dion Who Wants My Motorcycle?
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As a Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Shooting Her Instead
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A Veteran Game Designer and His Flying GyroCycle
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Kenan Thompson Thinks Black Women Aren't Your Oriental, Submissive, China Dolls
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Marine Arrested for Performing Exorcism on 80-Year-Old Girlfriend
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Will Smith Makes Out With Their Baby Vegetarian
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Crap. I Really Need to Eat the Royal Baby Hospital Live Feed
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Looks Like Hitler Finally Made It to Him
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Ke$ha Pisses Into a Panera
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Sucks to Be Liquid Meth