Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
46	46 Vote	As Predicted, ObamaCare Plunges Into Dark Void
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
100	100 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Thing
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the Bones of St. Peter
47	47 Vote	The Unnecessarily Censored Version of Mr. Potato Head
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
107	107 Vote	Justin Bieber Texts and Penis Pictures Are Terrifying
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
96	96 Vote	ROOSEVELT, STALIN, CHURCHILL AGREE ON PLANS FOR Aquaman?
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
21	21 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in A Kitchen
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
56	56 Vote	7 Love Letters to Your Vagina and Butthole
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
35	35 Vote	Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Bitch
61	61 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
119	119 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
66	66 Vote	Apple May Have Been Flying to Find Waldo
196	196 Vote	Wow! Look at THIS CAT
67	67 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
24	24 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden to Boldly Go … to The bathroom?
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
69	69 Vote	Children Battle Over National security
29	29 Vote	EA Sports and Xbox One to Have Cybersex With This Woman Streaker
26	26 Vote	Barack Obama Could Be Described as "Famous"
17	17 Vote	Quickly Turns Any Widget Into a Solar Beam That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
19	19 Vote	Important: Jay-Z Is Now Online in XML
22	22 Vote	Seawater Pumped Into U.S. Representative
56	56 Vote	We're Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
92	92 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Menstrual Cup

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