Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
69	69 Vote	I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
73	73 Vote	Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
175	175 Vote	Here's the Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
65	65 Vote	Cat Thief Taunts Owner With Letter From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals
147	147 Vote	Pssst. Wanna Buy a Car Crash
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
95	95 Vote	Holy SHIT- THIS BEAR IS RIDING a SEA Snail in His Tighty Whities?
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
111	111 Vote	Go to Hell: Daughter Pens Scathing Open Letter to Nerds
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
66	66 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking It for Holiday Covers of Pop Songs
86	86 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Eat
3	3 Vote	Rand Paul Ryan
107	107 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Painfully Awkward Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
10	10 Vote	Why, Thank You, I LOVE Unsolicited Opinions About My iOS6 Phone Setup
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
103	103 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much
65	65 Vote	Inspiring: Former President Obama's Disastrous Failure to Use Girls Bathroom At school
119	119 Vote	Could You Build Your Own Poop?
52	52 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Inspire Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
3	3 Vote	I Should Have Ended
28	28 Vote	Pasta With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
171	171 Vote	7 Things That Actually Happened
56	56 Vote	Utah: Gays Shouldn't Be Humorous
205	205 Vote	5 Mario Kart Sex Moves 2	2
15	15 Vote	Tea Party Pooper
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1

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