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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Kill Kenny
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So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Bitches
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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It's Time to Bleed
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Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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So I Need Something to Punch
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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This Tree Looks Like a Pimp
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China Plans to Retire
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15 Really Embarrassing Confessions From Hogwarts
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I Think I Could Go Home and Suck Some D***s
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Monday Is the Enemy
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Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
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Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
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Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
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Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
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51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
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Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
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How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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Soccer Player Scores, Celebrates, Falls Into Giant Hole in My Laboratory
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California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
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The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
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Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
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U.S. To Be Legal Again
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The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
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Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship