Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
28	28 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Hotties She Saw
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
5	5 Vote	I'm Worried About the Limits of Parenting
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
3	3 Vote	The Real World Has Actually Gotten Really Real in the U.S.A., 1790-2010
3	3 Vote	Listen to the Oval Office Plants
5	5 Vote	Peru Investigates the Killing of an Errant Nipple
3	3 Vote	Heads Up: Lots of Old Sexist Jokes
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
218	218 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
254	254 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
242	242 Vote	Confirmed: Telltale's Making a Snoop Dogg Video Game. We're Confused
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1

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