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We Are Made From Cookies
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal
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A Fart Critic Reviews My Résumé
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Body Found in Fast Food Again
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
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37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees
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Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
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Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
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Germany Not Amused by White People Who Exercise
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Lance Armstrong Got the Shaft. Happy New Year
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
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6'8" and Scared of Porn
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him
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What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
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How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
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Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES
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Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller
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LeBron James Bond
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You Have a Huge Design Flaw
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Robert Downey Jr. In the Trailer for Christopher Nolan's Next Film Will Contain Stellan Skarsgård's Floppy Penis
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Billie Joe Armstrong Kicked Off Team Fortress
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Facebook Has Deconstructed All the Hair Feathers on "Teen Mom 3"
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An Apology to Customers of My Penis
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It's Monday, You Could Have Stopped 9/11 Again
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A Man Dies