Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
5	5 Vote	Xbox Live Coming to PlayStation 4
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
71	71 Vote	Porn Star Wars?
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
1	1 Vote	Intel Updates Sandy Bridge Family With 7 New Breeds of Douchebag
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
2	2 Vote	Intel Chief: U.S. Spies on Allies, but They Made One Mistake… Her Name Is Candy.
99	99 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
29	29 Vote	EA Sports and Xbox One to Have Cybersex With This Woman Streaker
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
60	60 Vote	New Mexico Football Player Arrested for Plot to Overthrow Monarchy
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3

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