Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
180	180 Vote	How to Tell Your Parents You're a NOBODY!! 1	1
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
1	1 Vote	Scent of Pork Wafting Through the 1893 Chicago World's Fair
1	1 Vote	The Great Wall of Rock Was Created by a Foreign government
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
5	5 Vote	Canada Promises to Pay Their Fair Share, and to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
1	1 Vote	Never Give Your Kid an Asshole?
1	1 Vote	Justice Prosser Attempts to Kill a Bad Pun
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs, Son of a Herd of Cattle
3	3 Vote	Scientists Using Dogs Keen Sense of Humour!
2	2 Vote	10 Percent of Americans Looking for Lost Hormones
2	2 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Freaking Delicious
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
5	5 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Cat Falls
30	30 Vote	NJ Woman Charmed Her Neighbor With Cupcakes So She Could Afford $38,000 handbag
2	2 Vote	Ignore the War Between Nerds
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
24	24 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
5	5 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Disaster
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
26	26 Vote	Obamacare Is Bad Ass
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
35	35 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger
9	9 Vote	After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61

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