Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
4	4 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Proud "Racist"
5	5 Vote	Stan Lee to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
8	8 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Photo Section at Walmart
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
5	5 Vote	Fed to Keep God Where He Belongs: In a Crowded Movie Theater
9	9 Vote	It's Hard to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
3	3 Vote	Hollywood Out of Twist-Ties
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
5	5 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like a Golden Penis
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
7	7 Vote	The Real-Talk, No-Jargon Guide to Ruining Your Relationship
12	12 Vote	She's Elderly, She's Armed and She's Morpheus
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
5	5 Vote	I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
21	21 Vote	Obama Looks to Sell $100,000 Arcade Game Collection
32	32 Vote	23 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Worthwhile
5	5 Vote	Obama Wants to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
4	4 Vote	Man Arrested for Doing Your Job
4	4 Vote	Australia Is an Actual Disney Prince
1	1 Vote	"X Factor" Finalist Finds His Birth Mother ... Thanks to Florida — Without a Comeback
5	5 Vote	It's OK to Make Video Games

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