Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
211	211 Vote	Oh Yes It's Legal Here in Texas
157	157 Vote	This Is How I Became a Loser
163	163 Vote	Man Killed Trying to Make Danny DeVito Play Jar Jar Binks? 1	1
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
225	225 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Now Available 1	1
296	296 Vote	7 Smart Tips for Throwing Alligator Through Drive-Thru Window
340	340 Vote	Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to Make Perfect Croissants 1	1
154	154 Vote	23 Extremely Easy Ways to Destroy Earth
320	320 Vote	Just Let Me Ruin Your Life
537	537 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
99	99 Vote	Watch Two Asshats in a Bathtub
273	273 Vote	17 Struggles of Having an Opinion 1	1
167	167 Vote	A Teen Was Sent to School
300	300 Vote	England Must Be Removed 3	3
228	228 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Poops 1	1
49	49 Vote	Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Being Accused of Faking Their Pregnancy
50	50 Vote	18 Maps That Will Make You Vomit
76	76 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Being Controlled by Magic Wand
124	124 Vote	Canada Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
8	8 Vote	23 Words That Hurt
122	122 Vote	Meanwhile in Some Dirt
163	163 Vote	Here's a Tip if You're a Bee
56	56 Vote	Burn All the Animal Dick Pics
86	86 Vote	I Sneezed and He Yells "F**k!"
343	343 Vote	Everything Really Is Annoying
188	188 Vote	Am I the Weird Part of That Cheese
6	6 Vote	Attack of the Cow!
6	6 Vote	I Have Been Horrible!
146	146 Vote	Cops Still Haven't Interviewed the Woman Who Died Last Night
78	78 Vote	There's Only 1 Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
144	144 Vote	Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!
93	93 Vote	That Turtle Has More Initiative Than Me!
80	80 Vote	A Dog Pooping on the Organization Itself
157	157 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
148	148 Vote	Do Teachers Get Paid Anymore
76	76 Vote	I Just Can't Stop Pooping
8	8 Vote	Nintendo Joins the Alliance
9	9 Vote	Introducing the Next 1 Billion Children

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