Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

305	305 Vote	15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
6	6 Vote	America Is Such a Disaster?
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
669	669 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
127	127 Vote	13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami
5	5 Vote	This Ebola-Type Fever Is Named After a Department Store
240	240 Vote	19-Year-Old American Woman Charged With Criticism 1	1
182	182 Vote	How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
553	553 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
353	353 Vote	Very Concerned About the Moon 1	1
242	242 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
128	128 Vote	Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
244	244 Vote	New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
32	32 Vote	Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He Was Jerking Off to Harvard 1	1
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
274	274 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
51	51 Vote	Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
42	42 Vote	Wallets Full of Kittens
79	79 Vote	Motherfucking Tarantula on a 1968 Child's Menu
9	9 Vote	These Men Aren't Funny
195	195 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
44	44 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
104	104 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Colon
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
100	100 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You Smarter
267	267 Vote	The Internet Is Full of Sh*t 3	3
113	113 Vote	Dad Jokes So Bad That Our Ankles Hurt
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
143	143 Vote	5 Horror Movies That Deserve More Respect Than They Deserve
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
117	117 Vote	Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
126	126 Vote	Genius Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Butt Pics
60	60 Vote	Viacom Is Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich
161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
124	124 Vote	6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
24	24 Vote	Hispanic Voters Can't Stand Easter Eggs
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes

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