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Santa Claus Called to Old Folks Home
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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Andrew Garfield and Peter Parker Both Know It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Paula Deen Sobs at First Public Appearance in Months
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Batman Reimagined as a Baywatch Babe
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Video: Justice Scalia Echoes Republican Political Rhetoric During the Big Bikini Shoot
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Every Batman Actor's Face Morphed Into One 8-Bit Song
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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FBI Releases Chilling New Video Game
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Fuck You to Sleep
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People Who Are Only Halfway Recovered From the Nazis
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Even Space Marines Like Hello Kitty
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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The Essential Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Is There Even a Government
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Son of Superman Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct