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Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
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No, Gay Pride Parade
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This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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Elvis Presley Movie Could Center on Yoda
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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Here's Everything Nintendo Would Tell Me About Life After Fez
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23 Signs You Are Me
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Know Your Role and Shut Up
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Bees Are Actually Huge Assholes
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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One Woman Attempts to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger Onto Plane
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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How Is It True That Oreos Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Ten Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Crap Up
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Reminder: We'll Have Live Coverage of a Dallas Stripper
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Charlie Sheen Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Swallowed Into 60-Foot Sinkhole Maw
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High Schoolers Suck at Sports