Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
144	144 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
121	121 Vote	Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel and/or the KKK
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
9	9 Vote	The Gentlemen of the Future Have Enormous Heads
6	6 Vote	Wanna Go Where Many Pancakes Have Gone…
130	130 Vote	Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
5	5 Vote	Gay Marriage: The Tide That Swamped Small Boats
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
6	6 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Member to Launch PayPal Galactic (a Space Bank)
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
178	178 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
136	136 Vote	NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
43	43 Vote	An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
9	9 Vote	My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk British Guy
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
6	6 Vote	It's Safe to Make Eye Contact With Water?

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