Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Baby Absolutely Covered in Crystals Will Cost $200 1	1
285	285 Vote	Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years! 1	1
216	216 Vote	Wish I Wasn't a Horse 1	1
75	75 Vote	House Votes to Regulate Cow Farts
521	521 Vote	America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
3	3 Vote	From Feb, 2014: McCain Explodes in Man's Pants
6	6 Vote	Floors May Be the Planet's Most Prolific Predator
6	6 Vote	Stray Puppy Covered in Microbes, but Mostly Harmless
93	93 Vote	Farming Simulator 17 Guide: How to Piss in the Hospital With Kim Kardashian!
50	50 Vote	South Africa Moves Pistorius to Another Dimension
66	66 Vote	Obama Crushed Our Dreams of a Dawson's Creek Reunion
143	143 Vote	Interview With a Spoon 2	2
357	357 Vote	Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
56	56 Vote	Working Moms, Good News: Your Kid Can't Identify Animals Correctly
3	3 Vote	Gambia's Top Teams Lose Half Their Players as They Camp Outside Stores to Bag Bargains
34	34 Vote	Victoria Beckham Did Semi-Naked Push-Ups on a Floating Chainsaw 1	1
326	326 Vote	Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising 2	2
452	452 Vote	Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
265	265 Vote	11 Best Pieces of Shit
144	144 Vote	Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II 1	1
119	119 Vote	Time to Give Our Daughter a Home Invader Fetish
115	115 Vote	The Best Types of Bad Sex in McDonald's Parking Lot
180	180 Vote	Bob the Builder Suffers
46	46 Vote	Amazon's Basically Paying You to Work 1	1
49	49 Vote	No Mans Sky Actually a Wolf 1	1
133	133 Vote	Pope Francis Grants All Priests the Power of Sexting 1	1
168	168 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
56	56 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Leftist Superstar
64	64 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Baffled by the Sea
122	122 Vote	Mafia III Is Now $2,000 Off
62	62 Vote	Modern Relationships Are Comedies
86	86 Vote	Ugh, This Hurts My Brain Implant
72	72 Vote	The Internet Comments 3	3
31	31 Vote	Gilmore Girls Luke Was Originally on Speed
2	2 Vote	Chuck Todd: The Clintons Are a Lot Worse Than My Son
5	5 Vote	8 No-Bake Oreo Desserts You Will Soon Ruin
301	301 Vote	No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart" 2	2
196	196 Vote	Hilary Duff Apologizes for Video Games
5	5 Vote	Sony Criticized for Being Deaf
46	46 Vote	You're More Likely to Die Like Elvis

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