Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	CHEESY JOKE-why Did the Tomato Get a Hand Job
98	98 Vote	When You Lose Sight of Your Mom's Ass
8	8 Vote	My (Now Dead Cry) Rat, Liked Helping Me With My Clit
146	146 Vote	23 Celebrities With Body Parts
102	102 Vote	J.K. Rowling Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar
64	64 Vote	Frozen Characters Will Return for 19th NBA Season
84	84 Vote	College Students Are Spending Their Money
8	8 Vote	Nintendo Joins the Alliance
256	256 Vote	Monty Python and the Stanky Legg 1	1
50	50 Vote	"Guitar Hero Live" Reveals Its Plot: Let's All Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
8	8 Vote	Morrissey Is Still Reminding Us That His Abs Are Real and Sound Delicious
94	94 Vote	Fire Breaks Out at Sight of Baby Sloths
88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
38	38 Vote	Who Wants Some Balls in Their Hands After Using the Wife's Conditioner
88	88 Vote	Coldplay Dance in a Microwave
68	68 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
99	99 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
71	71 Vote	Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
98	98 Vote	I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4 1	1
60	60 Vote	Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
132	132 Vote	Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
241	241 Vote	Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
9	9 Vote	Reinvented Dominoes Are More Susceptible to Clickbait
115	115 Vote	This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins 1	1
68	68 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
126	126 Vote	Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
59	59 Vote	John McCain Is No Doubt the Hottest Sex Offender
91	91 Vote	Bro Goes Into Labor
40	40 Vote	Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
45	45 Vote	Konami Cuts the Price of Crude Oil Prices
71	71 Vote	26 Things Only Lifeguards Know About "ThunderCats"
91	91 Vote	Founder and CEO of Apple Juice
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
669	669 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
96	96 Vote	Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
26	26 Vote	Brooklyn Nets to Wear This Weed-Inspired Dress Shirt
127	127 Vote	13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami

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