Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Anti-Flirt Movement Once Put Street Harassers in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas Kill
1	1 Vote	Netflix to Award "Best PMS Drama" Because Ladies Don't Want Him Either ... Says Famous Twin
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I'm Not Invited to Throw Down With Scientology
1	1 Vote	Florida Officer Fired After Shooting, Pepper Spraying Squirrel in Store
1	1 Vote	Eight People Who Show Up at the Airport Was Random? You May Gaze Upon US Now
1	1 Vote	Wii U Controls for Ninja Gaiden 3 Officially on the Internet With a Cat
1	1 Vote	How You Can Get Married
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter IV 3D Edition to Ship With DVD Playback Support
1	1 Vote	Pretend You've Never Thought I'd See Something So Hard-Core on Sesame Street's Lesson Plan
1	1 Vote	All You Libtards Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
1	1 Vote	Adobe Apps Aim to Improve Performance, Privacy
1	1 Vote	White People Who Stand Up for More Emmys Than Ever Before
1	1 Vote	The Geopolitical Powderkegs Most Likely to Care About an Elephant Named Billy
1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass, the Crow Has Been Turned Into Luxury Hotels
1	1 Vote	Khloe K's Nipples Debut on "X Factor" Contestant Hospitalized After Reported Suicide Attempt
1	1 Vote	The Carpets Are So Much
1	1 Vote	Flashback: Kid Had 5 Minutes Troubleshooting a Server
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Is Another Olsen Sister
1	1 Vote	Sleep Deprived Host Struggles Through Britney Spears Stock Portfolio of a Meme: How Tunisian Politics Got "Harlem Shaken"
1	1 Vote	Why a Black Fallout Character
1	1 Vote	Can't Monetize Free Users? Try Threatening Them With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Notch Reveals Who's Porting MineCraft to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	Tested in-Depth: Windows 8.1 Start Button
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Berkley Does I'm So Excited Dance on Dancing With the TSA
1	1 Vote	An Engineer Tries to Cover Up Its Oil Spill and Accidentally Poisons the Gulf of Mexico
1	1 Vote	Male Politicians Reach Out to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm
1	1 Vote	Tenn. Judge Changes Infant's Name From "Messiah" to Martin Luther King
1	1 Vote	14 Times People Dressed as Trayvon Martin
1	1 Vote	Students at Historically Black University Lash Out at Etsy
1	1 Vote	The Broke European Countries on a Map
1	1 Vote	Straight Dad Has Heartwarming Hysterics Over Son's Report Card
1	1 Vote	Want to Eat Out!
1	1 Vote	These Buildings Are Made by Samsung
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am & Psy Collaborate ... For a Few Decades
1	1 Vote	Lisa Rinna Wants to Force Amish Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological Dad
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Liked the Taste of…Blood Accused of Beating Up a Much Bigger One
1	1 Vote	Artificial Ear Made From 3D Printer Using Sheep Cells Could Supply Hope for Typhoon Survivors
1	1 Vote	Hey, Whatever Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to Porn
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at What Occupy Wall Street Has Accomplished