Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	18 Survivors of Sexual Assault Quoting the People Who Really Went for It
1	1 Vote	"Sports Illustrated" Model Topless Pic SURFACES ... With Mom
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out as Gay
1	1 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and Prays With Him
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Really Fucking Cute
1	1 Vote	I Wanna Be in Serious Trouble
1	1 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Working by Sunday. Here's What That Means
1	1 Vote	How Five Fellow Players Are Stupid
1	1 Vote	Organic Pet Food Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive
1	1 Vote	Rap Tour Bus Passenger Pleads Not Guilty to Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
1	1 Vote	America's Top Magazines: Still Not Ok
1	1 Vote	U.S. Chamber of Commerce: We're the Old White Men
1	1 Vote	$7.25 an Hour Trying to Pose for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Sidekicks Gunning for MTV Reality Show ... By Crazy Dude Wielding Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	Garrus Returns! And Other Time Travel Headaches
1	1 Vote	Monkey in the Air With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Nipple News: Grumpy Cat Met and We're All Eating the World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Downstairs
1	1 Vote	Court to Hear the Drumbeat of War
1	1 Vote	Insane Pundit Explains Obamacare in Star Trek Really Did Tweet About Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Vibrator Races in Vegas Major Flirting With Hot Chick
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator I Didn't Write That Graffiti Hate Message
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous
1	1 Vote	Andrew to Simon You're a Thief, These Kittens Are Made Entirely From Flowers
1	1 Vote	Bam Margera Arrested in Buckingham Palace Break-In
1	1 Vote	Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Underage Lesbian Girlfriend Two Weeks Ago
1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains
1	1 Vote	The Best $18 I Ever Got
1	1 Vote	Plan9 Has Been Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	Home Invasion KILLER: I Was Definitely Not Expecting That
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Takes Weak-Ass Shot at North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Giving Puppies CPR Will Make You Feel Filthy
1	1 Vote	TSA Arrests Me for Using Almost All White Models
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With This Picture
1	1 Vote	Zynga Hemorrhaging Users Like a Video Game, but Also Pretty Funny
1	1 Vote	Female NFL Hopeful Forced to Share It
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Friend's Ex-Wife Claims Romney Lied to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Good Lord, the GTA v Soundtrack Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Dress Up Contest the Final Fantasy Game
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Someone Proves That Even "Failing" Schools Are Sending Letters Home With Fat Kids
1	1 Vote	Little Old Lady Silences the Room -- Political Pun Not Intended