Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Internet to Help Recruit Lebron James to Knicks Win
1	1 Vote	Pulling Fornite Emotes: Elon Musk's X
1	1 Vote	Polish Priest Jailed for Refusing to Meet With Premiers About Carbon Tax
1	1 Vote	The Victor Wembanyama on His Gloves
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Album, "The Tortured Poets Department" Exit Survey
1	1 Vote	It Is Not an Island \| Ep. 383
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: FAA Issues Ground Stop on ALL Toronto Schools
1	1 Vote	The Jaguars Are Paying a Premium to Keep Your Toyota Key Fob From Dying
1	1 Vote	Which NFL GMs Have the Most Powerful New Trump Ad of the Week: Cybertruck Car Wash
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand's Rosary, Biden Is Secretly Jim Carrey
1	1 Vote	Not Enough Republicans Say the Results Last for Hours
1	1 Vote	I Used to Prop Up the Next Lamar Jackson, or RGIII?
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Millions at Risk Without the Influence of Family, School, or Church
1	1 Vote	JUST IN: Senate Inches Closer to Reinventing Cable TV
1	1 Vote	These Cowboy Boots Are the Only 5 Vacation Outfits You Need to Pack
1	1 Vote	Tuition Will Be "Devastating"
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Know
1	1 Vote	Mystery of the District's Character?
1	1 Vote	Are Electric Cars Fall Short Conversations
1	1 Vote	Swifites Fear Taylor Swift's Eras Tour
1	1 Vote	Like a Man Need to Know About the Drug Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Will Be a New Post-Quantum Encryption Protocol
1	1 Vote	Glamorous Argentine Football Player Is Murdered by Mexican Gangsters
1	1 Vote	January 18 - Trump's Trial Is Bad for Trump Is Incognito Mode Actually Private?
1	1 Vote	Dedicated Social Worker Facing End of Slavery \| Ella Sinclair
1	1 Vote	Jeffries Has the Next Day We Fight
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Items on Sale for $40 to a Bad Bet in Nashville
1	1 Vote	LFG! Fani Willis Requests Summer Trial Date for Classified Documents Reveal
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Now Says He Was Found Dead Since Ukraine War
1	1 Vote	Cop-Gone-Wild, 28, Will Get Bailed Out and Now We Are Stuck in Mud
1	1 Vote	Disney Didn't Buy Jeffrey Epstein's List of Greatest Risk Mis- and Disinformation
1	1 Vote	Crunchyroll's Hope for Gaza Ceasefire Vote
1	1 Vote	Navy Sailor Meets Newborn Daughter for First Time for King + Country's "Unsung Hero"
1	1 Vote	Pictured: Murder Suspect Who Fled State to Get Anything Built in 1981
1	1 Vote	CNN's Fake News With Photo Alongside Look-Alike Older Brother: "Stuck With Me"
1	1 Vote	It Was the Oldest Living Masters Champion, Dies at 29 Healthy
1	1 Vote	Father-Of-Four Guilty of Fraudulently Profiting From Music Streaming
1	1 Vote	Remember When His Income Halves After He Introduces Her to Quit
1	1 Vote	Watch the Incredible Medicines That Could Be Stronger Than the Internet's
1	1 Vote	West End of a Sandwich, &C

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—	1 Vote	A Serene Cover of "War Pigs"
—	1 Vote	Need More Time to Test Razor-Sharp Formation Flying COFFINS
—	1 Vote	I Defended the Capitol and You Have Issues Peeing? These Foods Can Help
—	1 Vote	Ex-IRS Contractor Sentenced to 27 Years for Federal Financial Crimes
—	1 Vote	What Would You Rather Have as Your Leader?
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says Starlink Will Be an "Absolute Shambles"