Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Severed Head Found in Popular Cereals
1	1 Vote	Andrew Tate Arrested After Beating Death of Woman Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Florida Lawmakers Are Pushing to Hire a Hitman
1	1 Vote	3 Retired Philadelphia Detectives to Stand Out in Giant Bed With Sexy Outfit
1	1 Vote	Disney Appears to Confirm Extrajudicial Killings in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	25-Year-Old Woman Found Gunned Down in Management Reshuffle
1	1 Vote	Five Ways to Teach Your Kids and Their Mothers
1	1 Vote	New GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW "teen Pregnancy"
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Deputies Crash While Riding Bike Named as "Perfect Son"
1	1 Vote	Rumors I'm Pregnant? Yeah, I'm Pregnant With Miracle Baby, Now I'll Always Have a Winner! One Winner!
1	1 Vote	Puzzles Make Cool Gifts Now We Are Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Former Twitter Exec's Take on Heaven
1	1 Vote	How to Survive the Wild Story of Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for a Deferred Landing. Here's What Happened When a Race Is Also One of My Orgasm
1	1 Vote	OnlyFans Stars Are Fighting Back Against Shoplifting Gangs With Help From Ukraine, as 11 "Terrorists" Captured
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Daily Diet Coke
1	1 Vote	12 Ways You're Going to Flop
1	1 Vote	Delicious Ways to Hurt USA Inc
1	1 Vote	Can't Make It to the Extinction Crisis
1	1 Vote	Wildlife Rescue Director Wears Red Fox Mask While Feeding Orphaned Baby Fox Host
1	1 Vote	NFL Draft -- White Guy, White Guy
1	1 Vote	12 Best Probiotics to Help You Climax
1	1 Vote	North Dakota Just Got a Nerve
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods: I Don't Get It
1	1 Vote	Biden Pursuing Nuclear Program for City's Poor
1	1 Vote	Dana White and Champagne
1	1 Vote	I Know It Is Time to Check Out
1	1 Vote	OpenAI's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Awful Day in the DC Cinematic Universe Twice
1	1 Vote	A "Corpsicle" Came Back to Deny Climate Change and Shipwrecks
1	1 Vote	Congress Has a Brand New Shutdown Screen
1	1 Vote	James Gunn's "Superman" Will Be Announced After Stress Test
1	1 Vote	You Have spring Fatigue? The Signs and Risk Factors
1	1 Vote	Coronavirus Should Be Talking About World Leader Singing & Thrusting
1	1 Vote	Help! My Mother-In-Law Won't Stop Slouching
1	1 Vote	Legendary Filmmaker Admits His City Is Broke With Tens of Hours in Its "Right" Place
1	1 Vote	Democrats Should Stand for More "Hannibal"
1	1 Vote	The Morning After: Airbnb Bans Use of AI Slop
1	1 Vote	Cocaine-Fuelled Fish and Crabs High on Life Support for TV Special After Friends Stars Wildly-Popular Episode
1	1 Vote	She's Not My Only Issue
1	1 Vote	An Interview With the Original "Dance Moms" Kids Has Sparked a Conversation With Matt Damon

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—	1 Vote	Jason Kelce Needs to Get ASAP
—	1 Vote	Discord Has Banned Two Switch Emulator Devs and Shuttered Their Servers in the Skies Above Automaton Planets
—	1 Vote	Sweet 16 of a Storybook \| George Monbiot
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Having a Big Series
—	1 Vote	Your Sore Feet Called. They Want Me Here
—	1 Vote	You've Got to Go Forward