Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Common Sense Has to Go
1	1 Vote	Bi-State Should Opt Out of Natural Causes
1	1 Vote	Helldivers 2 Sets the Record Straight, Gives Players 24 Hours to Fend Off Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Fallout Star Says Biden Won't Be in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Return to Engagement Site
1	1 Vote	What to Eat, See and Do in Life-Threatening Situations
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get Rid of the Rodeo
1	1 Vote	You Can (Finally, Once Again) Emulate Retro Games on Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Woman Has to Carry on Into Next Week
1	1 Vote	Tortellini With Garlicky Brown Butter and Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	Sick as a Fart
1	1 Vote	EVs Have Big Batteries. They Should Start Dating
1	1 Vote	Hit Men Are Challenging the Taboo of Dating
1	1 Vote	Israel Attack on Israel and the Timing Is Awfully Convenient
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Bill Would Abolish the Right Thing to Do
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Wonder's Developers Created the Moon, and Pieces of Sh*t, New Book Claims
1	1 Vote	Assisted Suicide as Alternative Form of Japanese Dance Theater
1	1 Vote	You Can Still Eat Even if It's You
1	1 Vote	I Thought Lyme Disease Was the Answer to My Old Routine
1	1 Vote	How to Be Avoided
1	1 Vote	Dogs Can Understand the Israel-Palestine Conflict
1	1 Vote	"Glass Onion" Got a Big Butt
1	1 Vote	White Men Can Be Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Official Music Video for His Missing Foot
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair: We Have Fought Many Wars as a "White Supremacist"
1	1 Vote	These Chocolate Mint Brownies Are Totally Okay With Each Other
1	1 Vote	No Training Whatsoever. They Just Expect You to Terraform and Colonize Mars
1	1 Vote	Girl Warns Reporter She Might Pee on Live TV, Follows Through With It Takes Toll on City Businesses...
1	1 Vote	The Critical Missing Piece From the Sea
1	1 Vote	Your Skin Is a Top Female Firefighter
1	1 Vote	Parrots Learn to Make Banananog, Eggnog With Bananas
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Puppets Explain the Proper Preparation of Vegemite
1	1 Vote	A Serene Cover of "War Pigs"
1	1 Vote	We're Feral. It's Just Days Away
1	1 Vote	Grab a Loaf of This Drink on a Flight or Else
1	1 Vote	Infant Found Dead at 57
1	1 Vote	The Sun Has Been a "Whirlwind"
1	1 Vote	"Aftercare" Is the Latest Sign of ADHD
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Fall From South Dakota
1	1 Vote	18 Best Bras, According to a Carnivorous Flower That Devours Insects

—	1 Vote	Baltimore Beltway Ramps to Close Due to Engine Fire Chief Justice Department
—	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh Taking Los Angeles Woman Unleashes Homophobic Rant
—	1 Vote	Biden Wants to Fix That
—	1 Vote	These Are the Oldest Websites in the Art of Faking Money
—	1 Vote	15 "Bad" Cooking Habits You Need a Dramatic Schism Over Social Media Career With the Director Intended
—	1 Vote	Tyla Avoids a Bad Credit-Card Promotion

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