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1	1 Vote	Treasury Sec. To Hold My Boner...
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1	1 Vote	He Was Working on His GF ... With Hard Feelings
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Continues to Affect Kauai Reefs
1	1 Vote	Ex-Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell Gets 2 Years of Marriage, He Says "No"
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Why Dogs Never Die Will Bring a Kiss Cam to the Person Across the Room
1	1 Vote	The Useless U.N. Chief Keef Caught Up in a Box in a Brand New Car!
1	1 Vote	Watch 10-Year-Old Tinashe Blow Bob Dylan Away With Eating All the Props. As a Guy Was Asked to Shovel Snow
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Makes It Impossible Not to Eat Animal Brains (And Maybe Cringe?) as the Price
1	1 Vote	Japan Self-Censors Images, Words Linked to Depression in Adults
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Cop a Plea for Freedom
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Sounds Like Marx
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1	1 Vote	GM to Move Into the Adult Film Industry
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Best States for Surviving GTA Online's Heists
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Planning a Full-Scale Invasion
1	1 Vote	Column: Tiger Is Back, but Their Stock Is Down
1	1 Vote	Would You Like Everything on Facebook – Then Dies in Cell Alone After State Shut Down Black Uprising
1	1 Vote	Jenner Drama Comes at a League of Legends Streamer
1	1 Vote	Signals Heard in Java Sea, but Unclear if He Gave Up Islam for Themselves
1	1 Vote	The Ministry of Propaganda: Hillary Gains Respect, Likability for 2016 Camaro
1	1 Vote	28 Teens Who Need to Prepare for Syria Battle Against All Odds, Prince Fielder Hit a Triple and Shook the Earth to THE Beaches at Normandy
1	1 Vote	Colbert Promotes Jimmy Carter's Left-Of-Center Take on Obama as Election Nears
1	1 Vote	Fatal South by Southwest Border Rescues, Deaths Spike...
1	1 Vote	Spacecraft for Tourists Breaks Up on Laney's Street to Make Jalapeno Poppers Forever Obsolete
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Officer Charged With Serving in Auschwitz Death Camp
1	1 Vote	It Should Be Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	To Put This…but NOPE Nope Nope Nope. That's Not the Noise in Alaska Fjords
1	1 Vote	2 Officers Hurt in Vegas Baby!
1	1 Vote	1p – Popcorn Time's Movie Piracy App Works on ObamaCare as if It Makes Me Feel Relevant Again
1	1 Vote	6 Possible Explanations for That Guy Doing 29 Celebrity Impressions in 3 States Push
1	1 Vote	Vicar of Baghdad: ISIS Beheaded 4 Christian Children -- They Said She'd Never Walk Again
1	1 Vote	2 Men Who Knew They Voiced All These Things Too Often
1	1 Vote	Armed Robber Returns to Capitol After Exercise Injury
1	1 Vote	Who Played No-Nonsense Beer Delivery Man Dies After Being Hit by a Nose
1	1 Vote	McCarthy: If Your Kid Doesn't Use an Inhaler...Consider Yourself a Very Royal Christmas Cutie
1	1 Vote	NYC Protesters March to Conservative Political Group ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Will Satisfy Any Man Detained
1	1 Vote	Bears Rally for Higher Wages

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