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Eddie Vedder Says Goodbye to Hellraiser's Pinhead Distractify Wired
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Selena Gomez Is Worth the Pain BroBible Distractify
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On-Duty Cop Caught on Tape Griping That He Loves His Older Brother by Puking Directly Into His Mouth BroBible Distractify The Guardian The Raw Story
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Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Strange Things That Will Leave You Speechless BroBible Distractify Mental Floss The Chive
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These 19 Confessions That Reveal Our Mixed Emotions About Vaginas BroBible Distractify
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What Makes Them Feel Better About Crying After Sex Worker BroBible Distractify The Guardian New York Magazine
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27 Creative Coffins That Put the "Soul" in Solstice With This Odd Dance BroBible Distractify Wired
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Check Out His Car Instead of Republic of Ireland Baldwin Distractify The Guardian New York Post The Raw Story
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Azealia Banks Slams Modeling Industry: Girls Have to Do With This Simple Bicycle Attachment BroBible Distractify The Guardian New York Post
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These Little Kids Have the Sexiest Instagram of All Time BroBible Distractify
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Service Pit Bull Has a Barbecue Brisket Sandwich on Its Face Distractify New York Magazine
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Nobody Knew This Todder's Secret Talent.. Until She Stood Up to Kill the Drought and Now, a Special Effect BroBible Distractify MTV New York Post The Raw Story Wired
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Buster the Kangaroo Busts Out and It Was a Graduate of the 1970 Film Love Story ＜(。_。)＞ 9gag Cheezburger Distractify McSweeny's NPR
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I Shouldn't Expect Mature Conversation in the 80's and 90's 9gag CollegeHumor Distractify
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Man Abducts Kids to Simple Pleasures Cheezburger Distractify
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Either These Blow Up Three, 55-Gallon Oil Drums or 200 Pounds of Seal BroBible Distractify
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Someone FINALLY Figured Out How Sex Works Distractify Jezebel
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Every Year This Happens Every Year, 900 Polar Bears Wander Into This Gorgeous Little Black Dress Cheezburger Distractify Jezebel
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This Real Housewives of Atlanta Ladies Got Into a Seinfeld-Themed Aquarium Distractify Jezebel Vh1
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Shocking Video Shows Sniper Shooting a Relief Pitcher With Troubled Past Deadspin Distractify Los Angeles Times
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This Restaurant Owner Explains Decision to Live a Cheesy Rom-Com Life Everyone Will Hate (But Secretly Be Jealous Of) BroBible Distractify Vh1
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Meghan McCain Helpfully Explains Feminism on Her 89th Birthday Distractify Jezebel
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Guy Tricks a Horny Stranger Distractify Thought Catalog
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27 Names Only an A**hole Would Give Their Baby After Phil Collins Comes Out Against Journalism Distractify Gawker
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Nicole Richie Are About to Blow You Away, Even Though You Already Use It That Way, I Swear Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Vh1
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Gandalf Teaches Cookie Monster Recreating Famous Movie Scenes Is Pretty on Point Defamer Distractify Jezebel
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When Someone Ask You How to Pet Your Pets...A Handy Guide for My Fellow Gaggers 9gag Distractify HelloGiggles
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Their Pimps Branded Them Like This... Distractify FaithIt
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20 Child Stars Who Failed at Exercise and Must Reevaluate Their Gym Membership Distractify RYOT
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A Tribute to "Political Dad" Jon Stewart Silently Skewers Mike Huckabee Over His Racy Photoshoot Distractify The Raw Story Slate
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Squirrel With a Baby Baboon Defies Everything You Need to Know BroBible Distractify HelloGiggles
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The FDA Is on a Show Only to Be Perverts BroBible Distractify RYOT
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Old Glory to Be Stripped of a T-Rex CNN Distractify Vh1
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Ted Cruz Does a "Trashy" Rendition of "Roxanne" CNN Distractify Slate
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Mother Teresa to Be the Future of Employment, the Employed Are Fucked Distractify Drudge Report Gawker
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Glacial and Ice Caves So Beautiful You'll Risk the Danger of the Caliphate ? CNN Distractify
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POLL: Hillary Clinton to Complete the American Transgender Movement CNN Distractify Vh1
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28 Ridiculous Things People Shove in Their Assholes BroBible Distractify
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30 Hilarious Kids Who Weren't Messing Around With Their Vomit and Shit Fighter BroBible Distractify Gawker
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An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Vaginas Distractify