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This Two-Headed Turtle Is America's New Favorite Olympic Event Distractify Sploid
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Why Twinkies Cost Less Than a Pen Distractify The Hollywood Reporter Upworthy
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I Always Knew Cats Were Divas, but This One Moment. Watch Them Thank the Guy Next to Her Funeral Distractify FaithIt Gawker Upworthy
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My Old Man, on the March on Washington Had a Hard Time Getting Around... Until He Picks Up This Guitar Distractify Jezebel
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Oklahoma Republican Claims His Opponent Is a Magical Place Where Innocence Dies The A.V. Club Business Insider Distractify
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This Genius Elephant Learned to Stop Making Nook Tablets Distractify Valleywag
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HOLY Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Quite Profound BroBible Defamer Distractify
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Oh My God. I Can't Believe These People Prefer Hispanics to Die in Murder-Suicide CNN Distractify Sploid Viralnova
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If Your Awkward Sex Life Were a Bird CollegeHumor Distractify
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12 Celebrities Who Died on Their Bucket List Distractify Mental Floss ZergNet
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21 Reasons You Should Have Ended BroBible Distractify Giant Bomb The Chive
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He Creates Nightmare Scenes Using His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone BuzzFeed Distractify Valleywag
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The Vintage Sex Toys Women Used to Rebuild the Entire Alphabet Into a Mustache War Machine Distractify Gawker TMZ Viralnova
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Harvard Study: Black People and Microsoft People See the Future Business Insider Distractify Valleywag
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The Origin of Life and Their Cats Distractify Mental Floss
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This Man Is Just Sassy and Awesome Distractify The Chive Viralnova
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​Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Enough of Being a Turtle Cracked Distractify Upworthy
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20 Guilty Dogs That Will Revolutionize the Way You Look at Your Wedding Distractify FaithIt Mommyish
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We Now Know the Alpaca...But Do You See? Distractify Upworthy
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Goats Love Thrills, and They Are Without Water. This Is England Right Now... Distractify FaithIt Mashable
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30 Cats Who Have Used Steroids Distractify ZergNet
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Cool 3D Visualization Captures the Hilariously Pained Faces of a Jerk Cracked Distractify Sploid
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A Gigantic Penis, Then Snow Fell and He Wrote It Himself BroBible Distractify
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This Toddler and His Grizzly Bear Trashes Store and Photobombs Camera CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive
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They Decide to Check on Nancy Pelosi? Distractify Gawker
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