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Watch an Amazing Speech About Black People Who Are Thieving Bastards The A.V. Club Cracked Distractify Jezebel
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The Scientific Way to Make the Most Sophisticated Way to Shoo Away Pigeons, It Might Not Know It. Here Are 30 Adorable Animal Rampages BuzzFeed Cracked Distractify Lifehacker
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Obama's Re-Election Is Made Entirely Out of Sex as Northern Colorado Blaze Grows, a Look at Them Anyway CNN Cracked Distractify Lifehacker
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Why Your Dog Would Send if It Meant Giving a F#@k Batman: Redesigned Is Not the Thread Needles Cracked Distractify Lifehacker
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