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63,639 smashes / 181,006 upvotes / smashed from 34,833 real headlines
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Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Too Dangerous to Actually Happen Cracked Jezebel
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Fuck Fate and Date a Scorpio BuzzFeed Jezebel
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22 Artists Who NEED to Die: Part 1 BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Kanye West Has Absolutely No Clue BroBible Jezebel
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How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Jezebel Upworthy
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Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms Jezebel Upworthy
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Battle Jezebel
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Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed Jezebel Upworthy
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Scientists Combine Bird and Swine Flus to Create an Insane Amount of Stress Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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You Can Survive Being an Asshole Jezebel Mommyish
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Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth Jezebel MTV
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How to Feed Your Cat Overlords BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Trying to Get Worse io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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No, Science Has Not Improved io9 Jezebel
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6'8" and Scared of Porn Jezebel Upworthy
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The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin Gawker Jezebel
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Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences? Gawker Jezebel
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Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Mortal Soul Jezebel Upworthy
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Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel New York Post
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Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon BroBible Jezebel
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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How to Not Be Stupid Jezebel
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution Huffington Post Jezebel SBNation
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq CNN Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel r/politics
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Rihanna Explains Why Watch Dogs on PC Had Hidden Graphics Files Jezebel ZergNet
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Justin Bieber Is the Worst Jezebel ZergNet
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OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass
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Study: Your Dog Really Is a Thing
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Free Republic Jezebel The Chive
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Police Investigation Business Insider Jezebel
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Click Here for Vin Diesel Jezebel Mashable
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Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts BuzzFeed Jezebel
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A Game of Thrones Porn App That Lets You Be Eddie Murphy Giant Bomb Jezebel
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How to Become a Giant Snake The A.V. Club Business Insider Cracked Jezebel