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Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear Jezebel Upworthy
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister Gawker Jezebel
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Dogs, They're Just Confused and Horny io9 Jezebel
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Why You Should Be Recycled io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Artist Draws Disney Princesses Reimagined as the Grim Reaper. And Spread the Bubonic Plague io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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You Have a Boner
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Seriously, Folks, You Need to Know About Vaginas io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts Jezebel Mommyish Upworthy
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President Obama Is Justifying His Controversial Prisoner Swap to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison Business Insider Jezebel
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How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains Jezebel Lifehacker
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The Weird Kid in Your Uterus io9 Jezebel
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Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Joke Jezebel Upworthy
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Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect BuzzFeed Jezebel
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate Gawker Jezebel
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The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Tim Burton Is Ruining Lives Jezebel Mommyish
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An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck Jezebel Upworthy
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Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit The A.V. Club Jezebel Pitchfork
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6 People Who Are Threatening Me Cracked Jezebel
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Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA! CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education io9 Jezebel
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Kanye West Addresses the Downside to Peeing Whilst Standing BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 2 Minutes
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A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Bill Nye "The Science Guy" for Teaching Kids About Divorce io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Throw Shit Like It's Nobody's Business io9 Jezebel
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny BuzzFeed Jezebel
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery Jezebel TMZ
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Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh CNN Gawker Jezebel