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63,639 smashes / 181,006 upvotes / smashed from 34,833 real headlines

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147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
146	146 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
146	146 Vote	Baby Born Without a Comeback
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
146	146 Vote	A Mom Tries
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
145	145 Vote	1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
144	144 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Lovely Book
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
144	144 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
143	143 Vote	Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
143	143 Vote	EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 116
143	143 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
142	142 Vote	I Don't Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit
141	141 Vote	Here's How to Fall for Totally Bullshit Facts
141	141 Vote	27 Reasons Why You Should Be Your Next Pet
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
141	141 Vote	How Hackers Stole 200,000 Citi Accounts Just by Talking About That Time Wario Made a Bullshit Video Appearance at the Emmys
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
140	140 Vote	Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat 1	1
140	140 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
140	140 Vote	Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits

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