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110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
110	110 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Harassment: That Wasn't My Dick, It Was Bullshit
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
110	110 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
109	109 Vote	That Giant Inflatable Swan Is Now Just $109 2	2
109	109 Vote	No, Starbucks Juice Drinks Aren't Full of Shit 1	1
109	109 Vote	Hitler's Gay Super Race to Take Your Breath Away 1	1
109	109 Vote	Russia Will Not Cure Your Cancer
109	109 Vote	First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
109	109 Vote	Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
109	109 Vote	Fuck All These Things. Did You?
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
109	109 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
108	108 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of All Five Oceans
108	108 Vote	Here's the Brave Little Toaster Strudel
108	108 Vote	Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
108	108 Vote	Don't Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
108	108 Vote	Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
108	108 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
108	108 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Deaths
107	107 Vote	Biden Expected to Get Dressed
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
107	107 Vote	I'll Show You His Naked Ass
107	107 Vote	At Last, a Fish That Looks Just Like Human Children
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds

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