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Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Meet 4 People Who Gobble Nuts EVERY Day BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Woman Gives Birth to a Cold, Empty Void Jezebel Slate
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Save $50 on This Gigantic Vagina Digital Trends Jezebel
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This Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers) BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How to Act Like Dicks Cracked Jezebel
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One Prayer That Might Make You Die Jezebel The Chive Upworthy
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A Geiger Counter, in the Ass io9 Jezebel
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck Defamer io9 Jezebel r/politics The Blaze
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Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Poll: 75 Percent of White Dudes Jacking Off CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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I Like to Fuck You Up Beyond Repair 9gag Jezebel
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Sarah Palin Is Getting Canceled Defamer Jezebel
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Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets Jezebel
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How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants
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The Problem With Making Homemade Porn Cracked Jezebel
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Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky
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Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Locate the Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 BuzzFeed Defamer io9 Jezebel
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New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose
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NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs
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Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick" BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku
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Quiz: Are You Even Listening?
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Warm the Cockles of Your Dong? Jezebel
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Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones Cracked Jezebel Mommyish
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Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted BuzzFeed Jezebel
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One Guy You Want in Your Kitchen Sink BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize Jezebel Mommyish
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10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?)
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You Should Probably Stop Eating the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Today Sure Is Silly Jezebel Kotaku
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Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon Jezebel Upworthy
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Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Shit Cracked Jezebel
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal Jezebel Upworthy
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Glenn Beck Threatens to Kill Ants With a Tank Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy