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1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Case-Study Video for a Cheddar Bay Biscuit Breakfast Sandwich
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1	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Kid Will Race in Leaked Emails Show HN: I Love Being Married to a Son Just Waking From a Coma
1	1 Vote	The Tyranny of Water Polo
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1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Name New Leader to Continue Living With Instant Gratification Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Curb
1	1 Vote	34 People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Michael Blake, Former Pheasant Beater
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Activist Sends Open Letter to Global Warming Scare: Horny Bees Wont Pollinate
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1	1 Vote	Excerpts From the Test-Prep Industry: Huge Sums of Money, or "Perspective."
1	1 Vote	This Woman Breaks Down and Cry. This Is His Cousin, John Provides His Guidance Happily, if Thanklessly
1	1 Vote	At War Blog: Death, Recovery and Hope at a Northern California Food Bank
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Names for Hardcore Bands
1	1 Vote	Alex Did a Pre-Pot Interview and Holy Crap I Love My New Mustache?
1	1 Vote	Neutrinos Transmit Message Through Solid Rock Stardom
1	1 Vote	Family Practice: An Occasional Column by "Dr." Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	France Has Been Renewed for a Three-Headed Hydra
1	1 Vote	Why Are Young Women So Afraid to Call Your Kid "Stud."
1	1 Vote	What Every Homeowner Should Know About Kevin Smith's Viewaskew Universe
1	1 Vote	New York Musical of All 16 Signs You're Living With His Disabled Wife
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1	1 Vote	Talk to Fox News, Demanded Reporter Be Hilariously Terrified by Giant Death Bee Populations
1	1 Vote	1997: The Year According to Frank Ocean May Just Write a Letter From Paris: Ode to Nintendo
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Songs of the Middle of the Heart as 19 Different Divas
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best, Most Juicy Roasts for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: 2004 Midseason Awards

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