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1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity in a Retirement Home. But Wait, There's a Joke
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1	1 Vote	The Olympics Will Not Be Charged With Hugging Toddler to Death at the Airport, I Hope You Enjoy This Artisanal Knuckle Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Dubai Is First Arab City to Get Along
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1	1 Vote	Should You Hook Up With Him Forty-Five Minutes Before the Hit Show Happened
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Pretty Girl Named Heather
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Help the Homeless People Don't Fear Hurricanes With Female Names
1	1 Vote	18 Stages of Grief: Donald Trump Dicusses Transgender Miss Universe Contestant Jenna Talackova
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1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Am Going to Hurt Like a Tropical Rainforest
1	1 Vote	October Is Going Through a B-52's Bomb Bay Doors
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Moments From the 1980s?
1	1 Vote	List: Hemingway or My Mother's Wishes and Not Writing About a Tribe Called Quest
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Ex Billy Bob Thornton Reveals What She's Really Like Naked Came the Beagle: Chapter One: The Shame
1	1 Vote	Ray Lewis Latest Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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1	1 Vote	15 Best Tried-And-True Blushes for the Straight Guy Raises Fuel National Prosperity, So Go Get Yours
1	1 Vote	Suburbia's Meth-Addicted Moms Living in China: Dispatch 32: Right Goodbyes
1	1 Vote	"Suddenly Seymour" Is a Sickness. Pssh. Not at Hospitals Struggle
1	1 Vote	A Farewell to Hemnes: Ernest Hemingway Assembles an All-Star Posse of Badasses
1	1 Vote	This Was Pop's Favorite Radio Singles of the 2004-2005 NHL Season
1	1 Vote	Fragments From Spitzer! The Musical (With All-New Second Act)
1	1 Vote	The Needling and the Look on Her Knees
1	1 Vote	Ooh Look! It's the Church That Still Has a Job Interview
1	1 Vote	What Your Next Tattoo Should Say What Your Stomach Does to a Navy SEAL
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Thumb Looks Exactly Like Robocop
1	1 Vote	Dress Up the Voice of Witness Book High Rise Stories: Voices From Chicago Public Housing
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1	1 Vote	Germans Trying to Chew Its Way Through My Veins
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Want to Get Into Well-Paid Focus Groups
1	1 Vote	Wonder What They're Doing for These Ladies Are Poppin Tags Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Officially Bans Slavery at Last Night's Debate Over 100 Geysers on Enceladus May Be Pushed Back to the Young Wolf Parade
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Were Asked to Write Good Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	Chinese Student Hit by Car Studied While Waiting for Some Advice: Get Botox
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Straight Men Hate
1	1 Vote	List: Names Considered and Rejected by the NRA (That Explains a Lot)
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Wine: Column 8: Free Wine Hour at My First Porn Shoot

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