Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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1,216 smashes / 7,170 upvotes / smashed from 628 real headlines

11.4 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

2	2 Vote	See Why the USDA Isn't Recalling Salmonella-Contaminated Chicken That's Sickening Hundreds of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
2	2 Vote	Some Local Residents Poisoned the Trees Which Were Obstructing Their View of the US in 2013
2	2 Vote	I HAVE the Same High-Inducing Effect as Marijuana
2	2 Vote	I Am Leaving the Coalition for a Moment, I Couldn't Stop Laughing at This SNL Joke
2	2 Vote	Texas School Sports League Asks Muslim School if It Walks Like a Monkey With a Sense of Humour
2	2 Vote	"Warning" Signs at Historical Sites Tell Visitors to Relax and Enjoy a Snowy Evening in the Women's Restroom at the Airport, Fuck You
2	2 Vote	Morgan Freeman Tests the New Chuck Norris
2	2 Vote	So This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Interrupt the News
2	2 Vote	Vessel Tossed to Sea WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
2	2 Vote	How I Got This Email From a Moving Vehicle
2	2 Vote	I Like to Keep Your Children Safe From Sexual Partners
2	2 Vote	Dude Dresses Up as a Young Girl Blows
2	2 Vote	I See Your Ugly Suit ... AND "It Aint Nothin"
2	2 Vote	My Name Is a Civil Rights Violation
2	2 Vote	Your Imaginary Girlfriend Had a Really Jerky Message
2	2 Vote	Baseball Game Just Saved Your Life. Bad News: The Last of Us Glitches
2	2 Vote	Guy Who Always Puts Tomato on My iPhone...it's Like Christmas Morning
2	2 Vote	Ebola Outbreak in Germany to Be Written Off Show ... BY SINGING!
2	2 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Fun of You. And in Swim Trunks
2	2 Vote	My Two Friends (Who Are Dating) Decided to Venture Into the Abyss
2	2 Vote	Pandora Founder Wants You to Help Me
2	2 Vote	For a Picture of Their Butts and Crotches
2	2 Vote	A Friend's Dad Learned How to Scare and Confuse Him I Found My Fan Fiction
2	2 Vote	Nice Try, Kid, but Kate Upton's Latest Fashion Spread Is Full of White Bread on a Spaceship
2	2 Vote	Diet Cheese Company Ad Makes Fun of Their Mayo on His Ass
2	2 Vote	Talk About Billy Wanting to Be a Kid
2	2 Vote	Adults Addicted to Sexy Teen Dramas: Why It Hurts to Love This Week in Defense of Selfies at Funerals
2	2 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Take a Look at These Fucking Political/Conceptual/Imaginational Dancers
2	2 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Spotlight
2	2 Vote	Kim Dotcom: The US Military Has Launched a Website for Compulsive Liars!
2	2 Vote	Firefighters With a Melted Milk Dud on the News, and These Rankings Came Up to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
2	2 Vote	Bear Attempts to Slow the Spread of Dengue
2	2 Vote	Don't Get It Right
2	2 Vote	We Have a Motorcycle
2	2 Vote	Blizzard and Valve Sort Out Their Faith With a Dent
2	2 Vote	Apologies if You've Already Seen a Lizard Balancing Berries on Its End. Daughter Was Really Impressed
2	2 Vote	I Gotta Get Me a Picture of God's Goodness
2	2 Vote	Two Popes Reach Out to Be Matt
2	2 Vote	This Misterie of Fucking: A Sex Scandal Got Me Sent to Congressional Offices
2	2 Vote	Go Back to Our Spies

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